A truck driver is driving down the road, when he sees a large sign that says CLOCKS. He pulls over to the side of the road, runs into the store, and whips his dick out and slams it on the counter. Calmly, the store attendent explains, 'Sorry, sir, the sign outside says CLOCKS, not COCKS.' The truck driver says, 'Yea. I know - just put two hands and a face on it, and I'll be happy!'