A man goes to see his doctor and asks him to
prescribe the strongest dose of Viagra he 
allowed. The doctor asks why he needs such a
strong dose? The man explains that he has a
couple of young nymphomaniacs coming over and
he needs the Viagra to keep up with them.
The doctor quickly agrees and off he goes. 

A few days later the man the man returns to the
doctor and this time asks the doctor to prescribe
him the most powerful pain reliever that he can. 

The doctor asks, "Why do you need such a strong 
pain reliever, is your penis really sore?" 

"No," the man replies. "I need it for my wrists,
the two girls never showed up." 

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