Three men found a bottle and rubbed it. A genie
popped out and told them that he would grant them
one wish each. 

The first man wished for a million dollars. He 
got it. 

The second man wished for a beautiful wife who
loved him unconditionally. Suddenly, a beautiful
woman appeared and they fell in love. 

The third man wished for his dick to be so long 
that it would touch the ground. So the genie 
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