Fabric Softener:

My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what
that stuff was for. Then I noticed women were
coming up to me (sniff) 'Married!' (walk off).
That's how they mark their territory! You can take
off that ring, but it's hard to get that April
fresh scent out of your clothes.

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